Fart Putty. Really.
My friend Nancy Rabinowitz writes all kinds of smart, insightful, thought-provoking things on her blog, From Hip To Housewife. But what garnered the most interest this week? Her daughter's summer camp request for Fart Putty. Yes, Fart Putty. A jar of putty that makes fart noises when you stick your fingers into it. There are (of course) even YouTube videos of people playing with it. Lots of em. Shoes don't stretch, men don't change, and fart humor never falls out of favor.
I have three sons under age 11. They must not learn about the existence of this material.