I was at a BBQ party this weekend where the star attraction was a remote-control Toto Washlet toilet.  These luxury lavs have been popular in Japan for years, the global nexus of etiquette, hygiene and gadgetry. But I’m pretty sure the one I test-sat on Saturday is the only one on Fire Island.  One by one, the BBQ guests retired downstairs for a few minutes, and as they returned, the conversation turned potty.  I’ll try to be delicate about this.  I’m a hairy guy.  And lets just say that I appreciate the kind of clean that can’t be achieved with toilet paper alone.  But I’ve found a much better solution than the Washlet, or so-last-century bidet.  They’re Cottonelle Flushable Most Wipes.  Specifically designed for the task, they’re safe to flush (sewer and septic-safe, unlike baby-wipes), pre-moistened with aloe and vitamin E, not heavily scented (like the Charmin version), and available in tubs, re-closable refills and re-sealable travel packs.  Find them in the toilet paper aisle, or buy them from drugstore.com.